Neopets pick up lines part 1 

neohpeuh:

Did it hurt when you fell from Faerieland ?

I want my grey pencil case in your jelly pecan.

The stock market must be in my pants, because I feel my stock rising.

Calabats are red,Spardel are blue ,you must be rarity 150 because I want you.

You are not a chia

I must be turning into a uni, because I am feeling horny

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